THEY’RE BOTH SO HAPPY omFg
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
"You make my day!"
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
for a better tomorrow
date a girl who reads books
just fuck the book.
put ya dick in the book
FUCK THE BOOK
PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK
EVIDENTLY THERE WILL BE A LINE
everyone was arguing whether there was an admin or not
This is great.